☣ sperm bank incident · room 4 ☣

$GRRR

#GrrrMondays

he fell. ted filmed. we launched.

BUY THE DIP. JOHN DID.

CA: dropping on a monday. obviously.
make a meme

not launched yet · ted is still editing the video

scroll · watch your step

✦ the coin ✦

$GRRR

The face on the coin is the actual photo Ted took. Mid-fall. Mouth open. Dignity: zero. This is the way.

The photo Ted took — John mid-fall
$GRRR

status: pre-launch · solana · pump.fun

chainSolana
launchpadpump.fun
supply1,000,000,000
tax0% — like John's balance on that floor
team allocationnone · fair launch
utilityfalling with style
fair launch 0% tax lp burn at launch renounced

⚠ ONLY trust the CA posted on this page and our official X. If someone DMs you a contract first — it's fake and so are they.

The meme does the work. A scene everyone knows, a bear who chose content over compassion, and 52 Mondays a year that put $GRRR back on every timeline.

▲ the damage ▲

CHART

FLATLINE — FOR NOW

chart goes live the moment $GRRR hits pump.fun

▲ the fallen ▲

JOIN #GRRRMONDAYS

Film your worst Monday. Tag it. Ted posts his — you post yours. Loudest falls get pinned.

#GrrrMondays

X / twitter

▲ do ted's job ▲

MAKE YOUR OWN FALL

Upload a pic of your worst Monday — we put it on Ted's phone. Post it with #GrrrMondays. Free labor, thanks.

? asked from the floor ?

FAQ

What is $GRRR?

The first and only coin of the #GrrrMondays meme. A man slipped in a sperm bank, his best friend filmed it instead of helping — and the internet never forgot. We took the most relatable Monday moment ever caught on camera and put it on Solana.

Is this the official coin?

Yes — the original. We were first, and in memes first is everything. Community-owned, no studio, no suits. Anything that launches after us is a tribute act.

Has $GRRR launched? Where is the CA?

It drops on pump.fun on a Monday — obviously. The contract address goes live on this page and our X at the exact same moment. That's the only real CA — anything earlier is fake.

Why does this one win?

A scene everyone knows. A hashtag already moving. And 52 Mondays a year — a built-in weekly event no other coin has. Attention is the fuel of memecoins, and this one restocks every single week.

Why should I buy?

Because you're early. You saw the clip before the chart existed. The meme is proven, the ritual is weekly, and the community gets in on the floor — pun intended.